Piranha 3D

If you see only one movie this year featuring a man's penis being eaten by a ravenous horde of prehistoric fish, by golly make it this o...

Bringing Out the Dead

In preparation for the upcoming Martin Scorsese Blog-a-Thong for the Large Association of Movie Blogs, the following is a re-write of the fi...

Out of Sight

Out of Sight 's opening sequence is one of the most delightfully witty heist scenes you'll ever see: a suave man dressed in business...